Reblog, click the picture, and prepare for battle.

penandpage:

whisperrun:

whisperrun:

theneverendingdrums:

anywigwilldo:

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after a while i became convinced that the words were mocking me

Nothing happened. 

I WAS PROMISED A BATTLE

*throws down gauntlet*

Edit: Went back. This is the best thing to happen to my dashboard ever.

Reblogging again because my followers need to see this. To be clear, rebog, go to your actual blog, then click the picture. 

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The seemingly current state of feminism

  • FEMINIST: I demand equality.
  • MAN: Okay.
  • FEMINIST: Harvard must go coed, not Wellesley.
  • MAN: Okay.
  • FEMINIST: And circumcised girls must be called "genitally mutilated," while circumcised boys remain..."normal."
  • MAN: Okay.
  • FEMINIST: After sex, I get three choices (birth, abortion, or adoption). You get none.
  • MAN: Okay
  • FEMINIST: I can kill your child, or make you pay for 25 years, or give it away.
  • MAN: Okay
  • FEMINIST: I can join the army and never fight.
  • MAN: Okay
  • FEMINIST: I can wear what I want, but you can't look at what you want.
  • MAN: Okay
  • FEMINIST: I'm rough and tough, but can sue for name-calling.
  • MAN: Okay
  • FEMINIST: I can come in 70th in a Marathon and still get first-place prizes.[FoxNews: Catherine Ndereba of Kenya won the Boston Marathon (search) for the third time Monday, her 16-second margin of victory tying for the smallest in women's race history. — Well, that wasn't hard at all. Women got a half-hour head start. (http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,117526,00.html)]
  • [Catherine Ndereba, the top female finisher (13th overall), and Timothy Cherigat (1st overall), the top male finisher, each got $80,000. I can’t find the prize amount for those placing 2nd through 12th.(http: //www.news.mensactivism.org//article.pl?sid=04/04/20/1540257&mode=threaded)]
  • MAN: Okay
  • FEMINIST: I want to technically make divorce no-fault...
  • MAN: Okay.
  • FEMINIST: ...but actually blame you.
  • MAN: Okay.
  • FEMINIST: I want all the benefits of marriage post-divorce, not the burdens. You must keep all burdens and lose all benefits.
  • MAN: Okay.
  • FEMINIST: If I say you made booga-booga eyes at me, I get to call the cops and have you arrested.
  • MAN: Okay.
  • FEMINIST: Arrested, you become a "batterer" and I can kick you out of our home. I also get temporary custody of your kids.
  • MAN: Okay.
  • FEMINIST: If I have a restraining order, and you call me, I can call it "stalking." You'll be jailed.
  • MAN: Okay.
  • FEMINIST: At permanent custody hearings, I can bring up your "abuse" record and keep the kids, car, cash, and castle.
  • MAN: Okay.
  • FEMINIST: I can kill you and say you provoked me. You can't lay a hand on me since "There's NEVER an excuse to hit a woman."
  • MAN: Okay.
  • FEMINIST: Men who beat women will suffer harsh Federal punishments and public censure. Women — who start better than half of all domestic fights with men and cause most abuse/neglect of children and the elderly — will be called "nurturers" and "care-givers."
  • MAN: Okay.
  • FEMINIST: Divorce will cost you big bucks. I'll get free help from the state, and wimmin's advocates, and even make you pay my legal bills.
  • MAN: Okay.
  • FEMINIST: I get the kids, 'cuz I spent more time raising them. You don't keep the cash, though you spent more time earning it.
  • MAN: Okay.
  • FEMINIST: I'm a mommy, you're a money-mule.
  • MAN: Okay.
  • FEMINIST: I get to go back to school, or stay at home. You must work.
  • MAN: Okay.
  • FEMINIST: I get to track your earnings. You can't track my parenting. In fact, you can't see your kids school records without my say-so.
  • MAN: Okay.
  • FEMINIST: You must make up for my lost career momentum. I don't have to make up for your lost time with the kids.
  • MAN: Okay.
  • FEMINIST: You have to pay child-support (CS) to me. I don't have to tell you how I spend it or if I use it on myself.
  • MAN: Okay.
  • FEMINIST: Your CS orders will be higher than if we were still married, being based on Lenore [Weitzman's] cooked statistics.
  • MAN: Okay.
  • FEMINIST: I get to have "space" and to "find" myself. Judges will make you stay at lousy jobs.
  • MAN: Okay.
  • FEMINIST: I get 25 per cent of your gross income for Jimmy. Make more, I get more.
  • MAN: Okay.
  • FEMINIST: After divorce, I can "train" or go to college instead of getting a job. You have to work.
  • MAN: Okay.
  • FEMINIST: I get to move the kids out of state without your permission. You can't budge without mine.
  • MAN: Okay.
  • FEMINIST: "Family" now means "women and children."
  • MAN: Okay.
  • FEMINIST: Birthing slatterns will now be called "single mommies," their chosen sex partners "predators."
  • MAN: Okay.
  • FEMINIST: States and feds will enforce my child-support rights - for free. You must pay to " try" to enforce your visitation rights.
  • MAN: Okay.
  • FEMINIST: I don't have to make up denied visitation to you. You must pay all missed CS payments to me, with interest.
  • MAN: Okay.
  • FEMINIST: I can call you a "deadbeat dad." You can't call me a "welfare queen."
  • MAN: Okay.
  • FEMINIST: Welfare mothers can't be forced to name abusive fathers since ALL fathers are now "abusive."
  • MAN: Okay.
  • FEMINIST: The tax office can dog you on the Internet for CS. My privacy is sacred, my rights endless.
  • MAN: Okay.
  • FEMINIST: CS agents can hunt you like a fugitive slave, making you register with employers like an apartheid black.
  • MAN: Okay.
  • FEMINIST: Whales matter now, not males.
  • MAN: Okay.
  • FEMINIST: In cultural coin tosses, it's "heads I win, tails you lose."
  • MAN: Okay.
  • FEMINIST: I can keep expanding my perks and punishing you.
  • MAN: Okay.
  • FEMINIST: If you want me to bobbittize you, say "Okay."
  • MAN: Okay.

fluffyninja85:

thatbatterisaspy:

Reblog if you’ve ever listened to music or if you are a serial killer

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i-was-so-alone-i-owe-you-so-much:

So I get asked quite a lot where you watch watch and download tv shows online for free so I decided to make this masterpost. All the download links are torrents and I have used them plenty of times so they should work fine and be virus free.
Supernatural - Watch - Download
Hannibal - Watch - Download
Game Of Thrones - Watch - Download
Elementary - Watch - Download
Sherlock - Watch - Download
Doctor Who - Watch - Download
Being Human UK - Watch - Download
Teen Wolf - Watch - Download
Torchwood - Watch - Download
Merlin - Watch - Download
The Walking Dead - Watch - Download
The Big Bang Theory - Watch - Download
How I Met Your Mother - Watch - Download
Dexter - Watch - Download
NCIS - Watch - Download
Criminal Minds - Watch - Download
Being Human US - Watch - Download
Arrow - Watch - Download
Arrested Development - Watch - Download

i-was-so-alone-i-owe-you-so-much:

So I get asked quite a lot where you watch watch and download tv shows online for free so I decided to make this masterpost. All the download links are torrents and I have used them plenty of times so they should work fine and be virus free.

Supernatural - Watch - Download

Hannibal - Watch - Download

Game Of Thrones - Watch - Download

Elementary - Watch - Download

Sherlock - Watch - Download

Doctor Who - Watch - Download

Being Human UK - Watch - Download

Teen Wolf - Watch - Download

Torchwood - Watch - Download

Merlin - Watch - Download

The Walking Dead - Watch - Download

The Big Bang Theory - Watch - Download

How I Met Your Mother - Watch - Download

Dexter - Watch - Download

NCIS - Watch - Download

Criminal Minds - Watch - Download

Being Human US - Watch - Download

Arrow - Watch - Download

Arrested Development - Watch - Download

(via theonceandconsultingdetective)

Just an experiment. Reblog if you actually give a fuck about male victims of domestic violence and rape.

itsoktobemessedup:

bochebelaila:

a-wrecked-child-mind:

liesandonetruth:

lost-prince-of-asguard:

thepiscesactor:

This lack of notes is disturbing.

Why aren’t there more notes…?

Always reblogging this <3

Well I mean considering. Yeah. So.

It is disgusting when a stronger person abuses a weak person, it is just as horrible no matter the gender of the victim.

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kurtcopay:

our-lady-of-misandry:

orgy-of-nerdiness:

Petition

this is so beautiful im crey

EVERYONE FUCKING SIGN IT WE HAVE ENOUGH BLOGS ON TUMBLR AND/OR ITS THE MOST CLEVER THING I’VE EVER SEEN

If dress codes exist so &#8220;teh menz don get distracted&#8221; then why do men also have to follow these rules?I&#8217;ve never seen a girl find a guy ~attractive~, have you? 

kurtcopay:

our-lady-of-misandry:

orgy-of-nerdiness:

Petition

this is so beautiful im crey

EVERYONE FUCKING SIGN IT WE HAVE ENOUGH BLOGS ON TUMBLR AND/OR ITS THE MOST CLEVER THING I’VE EVER SEEN

If dress codes exist so “teh menz don get distracted” then why do men also have to follow these rules?
I’ve never seen a girl find a guy ~attractive~, have you? 

(via theonceandconsultingdetective)

  • What he said: Hey Emily, we just got back from the store, want a cheeto?
  • What he meant: Greetings bitch, me and my patriarchal gang have now returned from gathering substenance, since you have a vagina I will offer you a condenscending fraction of my bearings because you clearly can't buy food for yourself
  • What I heard: I'm a misogynistic piece of shit, please punch me in the face